An open offer.

I will give a jillion dollars to whomever can come up with a dentist's drill that doesn't make that awful, high-pitched, kill-me-now sound that neither nitrous nor Novocaine can dull.

I don't have a jillion dollars on me, but I'm sure I could find half a jillion people willing to give two bucks each to make this happen.

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ddvelin

count me in for that $2 contribution. i usually just bring along my zune and have to crank up some LOUD music, close my eyes, and hope i don't puke! *sigh*

ddv

Roberta
I'll hook you up. Set up a paypal.
Roberta
PS. Consider yourself advantaged. I have, both physically and ironically, an abnormally small mouth. It makes all things dental (and some things filed under TMI) quite uncomfortable.
Thomas Bonneville
will everyone hate me if I say that never bothered me?

and for the record, neither does:

Fingernails on a chalkboard
that 'sound' your hand makes on a balloon
forks scraping on teeth

- can't think of any of the others, but really, that stuff never bothered me.

wonder why?

-T.
Rich
The fingernails and the balloon, no problem.

The fork on the teeth? I barfed just thinking about it.
Cherney
Jenna has to leave the room if she even sees a piece of Styrofoam that might rub up against something. If she actually hears the Styrofoam sound, it's like she goes into some kind of epileptic seizure of pain. When we get a package, she has to go to the next room before I can open it.
maurinsky
I will offer $4.00. If the same person could come up with a dentist office that doesn't smell like a dentist office, I would up that offer considerably.
Thomas Bonneville
he he... grosse...

p.s. my Mom asked me the other day "so WHEN is Mad Men coming back!?"

and I'm all... it's good Mom - and good stuff takes time.

so - when is Mad Men coming back?!


Roberta
Maybe Rich can't say. Because his mouth hurts.

And though I have nothing confirmed, the rumors are strong for Sunday, July 27th at 10pm.

Definitely still at the rumor stage. But there seems to be a growing consistency among the rumors.
Roberta
D'oh! It's been announced!!!




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